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Home is run. No. More.

One definition of genius is somebody who pursues a singular artistic or scientific vision that is recognisably and uniquely their own, a vision that remains broadly the same throughout their creative lifetime and around which all their work is wrapped. Their work continually plays and replays variations on that vision, the themes it unlocks, always finding new ways to unfold them in different patterns.

Okay, I admit it, that’s a very personal definition of genius. But it works for me.

By my lights, Grant Morrison is a genius. Unfortunately he’s also writes comics, which means that his work doesn’t reach the large audience it merits. From his earliest work on Zoids through Animal Man and Doom Patrol (which were like a crash course in postmodernism to my young mind) to the philosophical gangbang of The Invisibles all the way through to the fever dream that was Seven Soldiers. Morrison has chased that vision. If you want to know what that vision is, then you’ll just have to read the books.

So where does We3 fit into this scheme? It was one of three series that Morrison wrote at around the same time - the other two being the radio rental SeaGuy and the not-quite-as-insane Vimanarama - presumably as a way of excising some of the toxic byproducts generated by working on mainstream comics. Pop comics, each series three issues long, packed with hook moments and throwaway ideas woven together with some fantastic art - and none more so than We3, where the man Frank Quitely handles the picturing. And if you know Frank Quitely, expect some serious handling.

The short version: We3 is Plague Dogs with heavy weapons. Yet while the action sequences are some of the most visually stunning work I’ve ever seen, the scene that made the most impact on me manages to sum up the entire series in a single line. After unsuccessfully trying to save a man - and despite having earlier killed several - Weapon 1 (the friendly dog) takes the initiative to bring all 3 of the weapons to safety.

“Home is run. No. More.” makes me well up inside. That’s right, you insensitive jerks, even a mountain man such as myself can cry at a comic. For anybody who’s ever been in trouble of the deep and enduring kind, this is the definition of home - the place where you can stop running, the sanctuary that will sustain you. At the same time, that home doesn’t really exist - and that trouble that you found? It’ll always find you, even if it has to follow you home.

So we watch the weapons trying to find a place where they can stop running, even though we know they’ll never find it. The tragedy is that while they’re smart, they’re not smart enough to realise that; the twist of the knife is that we recognise ourselves in them. The tragedy at the heart of We3 is not something amenable to persuasion.

In fact I am wrong, as I frequently am. It turns out that We3 (or at least two of them) will find a place where they will run no more. The last issue of the 3-part series scales up the action with a battle sequence with the monstrous Weapon 4, but bottles out right at the end. Morrison is strong on closure - think of The Filth, with it’s last line of “We have love” - but he isn’t usually afraid to make that closure painful for the reader. We3 gives us a Hollywood ending - perhaps designed for the inevitable bidding war over movie rights - but as a result my disappointment was palpable.

I’ve got no fundamental objection to Hollywood endings, but if you’re going to flirt with tragedy, eventually you have to consumate the relationship. Otherwise you’re selling everybody short: readers, characters, yourself. We all need to know that the flaws in our personalities hold, that we don’t live happily ever after, that the battle is more important than the victory (because the outcome of the battle is a foregone conclusion).

So We3 makes me cry twice - once for the truth of Run No More, and once for the lie that the ending tells us, a lie that lessens the truth.

Fanboy Blowout

I cannot conceal my forbidden passion for superhero comics. I don’t buy them any more, and I promise that the Flex Mentallo miniseries was the last comic that I’ll illegally download. Whenever I pass Forbidden Planet, though, I feel my inner fanboy struggling to emerge into the neon striplighting and greasy carpets.

Sometimes I try to pretend that I’m interested in comics because they’re a valid art form in themselves - which is true, but it’s also quite a transparent excuse. No, the truth is that I grew up reading superhero comics, and I like to read about people with energy blasts, magic hammers and adamantium claws beating the crap out of each other. The only time that people suspect this about me is when a film based on a superhero comic is released - I tend to get inordinately excited even when (and this is the giveaway) the film itself is clearly rancid nonsense.

However it’s more socially acceptable to like films about superheros than to read comics about superheros - which is a whole topic in itself, probably. So next year promises promises a bumper crop of movies about which I will get inordinately excited, allowing my inner fanboy to accost all and sundry while I explain exactly why I don’t think that Gwyneth Paltrow will make a good Pepper Potts (I know, that’s obscure, even for me). In reverse order:

3. Batman: The Dark Knight.

I’m mixed on this one. The first film was great right up until the last 20 minutes, at which point it became clear that they’d introduced too many ingredients and didn’t know how to get the thing out of the oven. The second one will no doubt be tighter but, like Mr Shyminsky, I’m not convinced by this version of the Joker. So Batman is beaten out by…

2. Hellboy 2: The Golden Army

The first Hellboy film was more fun than a barrel full of demon monkeys, but had the thankless task of introducing a backstory that’s so complicated that even Mike Mignola can’t remember half of it. The plus side is that this sequel won’t be bogged down by so much exposition. Guillermo del Toro is always an interesting director, and Ron Perlman was born to play the lead role in this film, cigar and all - yes, Ron Perlman was born smoking a cigar, fact fans!

However the actor in our #1 spot is as perfect for his role as it’s possible to be, so Hellboy takes silver while gold goes to…

1: Iron Man

Two words: Robert Downey, Jr. Okay, three words. This will rock like Gibraltar.

I agree with Geoff Klock - Casanova is my favourite comic of all time, at least until my next favourite comic of all time comes along. Why? It’s a psychedelic pop culture mash-up that’s smart, funny and sexy - if it was a girl, you’d want to marry it, but it’s not a girl, so you’ll just have to read it. Luckily you can read it for free - well, you can download Issue 1 and Issue 8 for free, both of which are the start of new story arcs, so you should be able to pick up what’s going on pretty quickly.

Wait, maybe it would be possible to marry a comic. I’ll get back to you on that one. In the meantime, here’s a page from Issue 1, as our “hero” Casanova Quinn falls from a plane. I would attempt to summarise the plot, but I’m not that stoned - basically, he’s a bad egg turned good, in the process of hopping between parallel universes, while carrying out a range of spicy spy missions. There you go.

Casanova Quinn falls from a great height with guns.