June, 2009


21
Jun 09

Woebot 185

“I love you, Miss Susan,” said the little robot plaintively.

“That’s sweet,” she replied, bending down to press the button on the side of the robot’s head. With a click and a buzz, the light disappeared from the robot’s eyes, and its metal posture seemed to go slack. Susan sighed. She would have to call the manufacturers in the morning and order a new one.

She opened the door to the cupboard beneath the stairs, picked up the robot and placed it gently inside, next to the long line of other robots. Then she closed the door, and locked it.


19
Jun 09

For Iran

There’s a firestorm in the blog teacup around Iran at the moment. Anything beyond the basic expression of solidarity with the protestors would be futile and presumptuous, and the most insightful thing that I’ve read relating to the protests was also the simplest. This quoted on the Prospect blog post by Nasrin Alavi, author of the excellent We Are Iran:

I will take part in the rally tomorrow. It might become violent. Perhaps I may be one of the people who is meant to die. I am listening to all the beautiful songs that I’ve ever heard before…. I always wanted to thin out my eyebrows… I am looking through all my family photo albums from the start. I have to call my friends and say goodbye. I just have two bookshelves full of books to my name in this world; I have told my family who to give them to. I have two units to go before I get my degree, but the hell with that… I just wrote these scattered sentences so that the next generation knows that we weren’t irrational and emotional. So that they know we did what we could to make our lives better… but we refused to give in to oppression.

The Shi’ite preoccupation with martyrdom comes through clearly, but what comes through more clearly is that this is a person with something to lose: not their life, but their hopes.


2
Jun 09

Wound in the Salt

I suppose three trends have lead Salt Publishing to its current financial difficulties:

  1. The lack of a viable commercial strategy for poetry, although it’s hard to imagine that one could ever exist.
  2. The parlous state of UK arts funding, a Labour legacy that manages to be both unexpected and unsurprising.
  3. The impending doom of the publishing industry at the hands of the web and its ruthless cheerleaders.

If you feel like bucking those trends – and why wouldn’t you? Summer is here, and surely the recession hasn’t hit your wallet that hard – then heed the words of Chris Hamilton-Emery:

As many of you will know, Jen and I have been struggling to keep Salt moving since June last year when the economic downturn began to affect our press. Our three year funding ends this year: we’ve £4,000 due from Arts Council England in a final payment, but cannot apply through Grants for the Arts for further funding for Salt’s operations. Spring sales were down nearly 80% on the previous year, and despite April’s much improved trading, the past twelve months has left us with a budget deficit of over £55,000. It’s proving to be a very big hole and we’re having to take some drastic measures to save our business.

Here’s how you can help us to save Salt and all our work with hundreds of authors around the world.

JUST ONE BOOK

1. Please buy just one book, right now. We don’t mind from where, you can buy it from us or from Amazon, your local shop or megastore, online or offline. If you buy just one book now, you’ll help to save Salt. Timing is absolutely everything here. We need cash now to stay afloat. If you love literature, help keep it alive. All it takes is just one book sale. Go to our online store and help us keep going.
UK and International
http://www.saltpublishing.com/shop/index.php

USA
http://www.saltpublishing.com/shop-us/index.php

2. Share this note on your Facebook or MySpace profile. Tell your friends. If we can spread the word about our cash crisis, we can hopefully find more sales and save our literary publishing. Remember it’s just one book, that’s all it takes to save us. Please do it now.

With my best wishes to everyone
Chris Hamilton-Emery
Director
Salt Publishing
http://www.saltpublishing.com


1
Jun 09

Muscular beats of the Balkans

A lot of Balkan music is shocking. Imagine if a country came bottom of the Eurovision Song Contest every single year for eternity, and you’re imagining the popular music scene you mainly hear in Montenegro – a choice between over-produced fake ballads sung by thugs or sledgehammer folk sung by pipecleaners. Clearly people love it, but then what do people know?

Luckily there are bright spots, and last week this corner of the Balkans has been illuminated by Darkwood Dub and Edo Maajka. Darkwood Dub have been around since the dawn of time – early promo photos featured them riding on dinosaurs1 – and are still going strong, with a solid fanbase many of whom were under 10 when the band started. It’s hard to describe their music – the “dub” part of it is mainly about the effects box they use on the vocals, with the occasional skanking rhythm in the background, and not really dub at all. They do feel quite 90s, but since they were ahead of their time, they’re in their own little musical universe in the Balkans. Here’s an average track with a nice video:

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A different kettle of fish altogether: Edo Maajka, the region’s best-known rapper. There’s a lot of hip-hop around here; the clothing style is the same faux-American uniform as it is in most places, but the style is distinct. Serbian2 is a harsh language, perfect for battle raps, with consistent suffixes that make it easy to rhyme in. The one thing that Balkan rappers do have is something to rap about – war, sanctions, ethnic conflict, political shenanigens, and so on – although there’s always a worrying undercurrent of bling. Maajka has been around long enough that his rapping has a level of self-awareness that most don’t – he played out last night with his track Gansi, a trip down memory lane complete with Axl Rose impersonation:

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  1. This is a lie. []
  2. Bosnian, Croation, whatever – language is a boring game. []

1
Jun 09

Like swatting flies (update)

When somebody acts on their beliefs, you may disagree with those beliefs, the actions that result from those beliefs or both; but at the very least, their actions reveal their convictions more honestly than their words. So when somebody shoots an “abortion doctor”1 I disagree with their beliefs, condemn their actions but praise their conviction, because at least we know where we stand with those people.2 Spare a thought for the many cheerleaders for this murderer, though – all of those who support the act, but lack the conviction to ever do it themselves. Their lives must be a hell of cognitive dissonance, righteously enraged at the world they find themselves in but too spineless to do anything about it.

  1. Unspeak, naturally – he was medical director of a women’s health care clinic. []
  2. And usually we stand in a court of law, watching them being sentenced for a good long time. []