We demand an investigation

My admiration for the Littlest Hobo knows no bounds, particularly his ability to trick simpletons into assisting him in whatever insane scheme he has in mind that week.

However I cannot stand idly by as new information comes to light:

In the [Littlest Hobo] movie, the dog was tethered to a lamb for most of the story.

That lamb was found dead in a hotel room at the age of 6; it was ruled death by misadventure. The Littlest Hobo now denies that he was the dog in the original film and has never visited that hotel. Suspicious? YOU DECIDE.

Also: the Littlest Hobo theme song in Spanish demonstrates that the Hispanic invasion of the USA is spearheaded by canines not wetbacks. I will write to Pat Buchanan immediately.

Slow news week? You betcha - I’m laying wooden floors in a shop!