A joke goes wrong in three parts
A seahorse walks into a bar.
Part 1
“Why the long face?” asks the barman.
“Don’t be a twat,” replies the seahorse.
Part 2
“How did you walk into the bar? You’re aquatic,” says the barman.
“I’ll f*cking show you aquatic,” shouts the seahorse, and stabs him.
Part 3
“Let’s go over this one more time. Why did you stab him?” asks the policeman.
“I’m not saying anything else until my lawyer gets here,” states the seahorse.
June 17, 2008
One response to A joke goes wrong in three parts
Oh dear. There goes his deadlines.