A seahorse walks into a bar.
Part 1
“Why the long face?” asks the barman.
“Don’t be a twat,” replies the seahorse.
Part 2
“How did you walk into the bar? You’re aquatic,” says the barman.
“I’ll f*cking show you aquatic,” shouts the seahorse, and stabs him.
Part 3
“Let’s go over this one more time. Why did you stab him?” asks the policeman.
“I’m not saying anything else until my lawyer gets here,” states the seahorse.
Oh dear. There goes his deadlines.