May, 2008


29
May 08

A Montenegrin Policeman’s Story

I keep meaning to write something insightful about the Montenegrin economy, but frankly who wants to be blogging when the weather is this nice? However, sometimes they just write themselves:

28 May 2008 Podgorica : A man suffering from a psychiatric disorder directed traffic in Montenegro’s capital for about half an hour until he was caught by police.

The 36-year-old man, dressed in a police uniform, started directing traffic with a baton at a busy intersection in the centre of Podgorica on Sunday evening…

… Police discovered that the man was a patient at a local psychiatric clinic, who had committed similar offences before.

“I always wanted to be a policeman and finally got the chance,” the man reportedly told police.

This guy clearly wants to be a policeman really badly, so I say give him a uniform and let him have a go. He can’t possibly do a worse job at directing traffic than most of the rest of the Montenegrin police force.


27
May 08

Wooster in Iraq

David Runciman on Orwell’s defences of hypocrisy:

What Kipling and Wodehouse had in common for Orwell was that there was a kind of integrity to their double standards, though of very different kinds. Kipling deliberately concealed something of himself, but did not seek to conceal the truth about the nature of imperial power; Wodehouse exposed himself, and thereby inadvertently exposed something of the double standards of the system of power in which he unthinkingly believed. But it is also true that what rescued Kipling and Wodehouse in Orwell’s eyes was that they did not share the other’s vice. The easiest way to illustrate this is to consider what would have happened if their positions had been reversed. It is inconceivable that if Kipling had found himself in Wodehouse’s position, broadcasting for the Nazis for the sake of a quiet life, then Orwell would have defended him; there was nothing innocent about Kipling, and therefore there was no way of imagining that he might have been self-deceived in such circumstances. Stupidity might just retain its integrity in the face of totalitarianism, but knowingness never could. Equally, it is impossible to imagine Orwell defending a PG Wodehouse view of British imperialism, because there was nothing innocent about imperialism, and political naivety in that context was always culpable. Kipling could write about empire because he was in no sense naive about it; what made Orwell despair of British imperialism was that it was not on the whole staffed by Kiplings, but by Bertie Woosters.

Ditto the invasion of Iraq, which has been brought to you entirely by Woosters, when all we needed was a Kipling.


25
May 08

Let’s Join Hands

This all is a séance -
We asked you to join us,
We want you to feel that
Your presence is welcome.
We want you to feel that
Your input is valued,
Your presence required to
Put flesh on these bones.

To spell R-S-V-P
By glass on these letters,
To force us to feel you.
We want to feel something.
Snake fingers through fingers
To bind us together;
One side of the table
Stays cold to the touch.

(Make us regret that
We ever doubted
That you existed
Join hands with us now.)

Your life is a séance
And you are the ghost here.
Now time’s of the essence,
Your essence time, und
Deine Seele ohne Körper
Wann Körper ist alles
We drink to your health, sir,
While toasting your death.

The red curtain twitches,
Chairs rock without warning;
If we’re at the threshold,
Which side do we sit on?
Now beg us to enter,
Now tell us you need us,
Now help us remember,
How much we love life.

May 2007


21
May 08

My panopticon is broken

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Ah, those were the days, when I would hang out with Rockwell and shoot cans off the top of Germaine’s afro. Everything’s different now, of course – Siva Vaidhyanathan on the Panopticon:

Conceived of as a theory of social control by the 20th century’s Michel Foucault, the Panopticon was originally the design of the 19th century’s Jeremy Bentham for a prison in which all the inmates would force themselves to behave because they would assume that every moment and act was being observed. Foucault argued that state programs to monitor and record our comings and goings create imaginary cages that limit what citizens do out of fear of being observed by those in power…

So far, so non-significant – the Panopticon is regularly trotted out in discussions about law and order, civil liberties, surveillance and so forth. Yet Vaidhyanathan questions whether the concept has any explanatory power:

… people tend to act out and get weird regardless of the number of cameras pointed at them. There are thousands of surveillance cameras in London and New York, yet those cities do not lack for the eccentric and avant-garde. Long before closed-circuit cameras, cities were places to be seen, not to be not seen… There is no empirical reason to believe that awareness of surveillance limits the imagination or cows the creative in a market economy under a nontotalitarian state.

This is where your doubts start to grab the sides of the kayak and start rocking, because I’m not sure that either Bentham or Foucault were worried that the Panopticon might prevent maverick art installations. The genius of the Panopticon is that it disposes of the need for the obvious trappings of totalitarianism – you didn’t need to keep an eye on people all the time when they’re disposed to keeping an eye on themselves on your behalf, even when you’re not actually watching them. Vaidhyanathan gets back on track though:

Basically, the Panopticon must be visible and ubiquitous, or it cannot influence behavior as Bentham and Foucault assumed it would.

But wait! We hear news (in our kayak) of the complete failure of the Panopticon from the UK, where Detective Chief Inspector Mick Neville head of the Visual Images, Identifications and Detections Office at New Scotland Yard tells the world:

CCTV was originally seen as a preventative measure. Billions of pounds has been spent on kit, but no thought has gone into how the police are going to use the images and how they will be used in court. It’s been an utter fiasco: only 3% of crimes were solved by CCTV. There’s no fear of CCTV. Why don’t people fear it? [They think] the cameras are not working.

So even when the Panopticon is visible and ubiquitous, nobody cares. How’s that for rad irony? Foucault was wrong; he was also French, and now he’s dead; three strikes against his credibility. Vaidhyanathan now plumps for the Nonopticon (or latterly, Cryptopticon):

The Nonopticon describes a state of being watched without knowing it, or at least the extent of it. The most pervasive surveillance does not reveal itself or remains completely clandestine (barring leaks to The New York Times). We don’t know all the ways we are being recorded or profiled. We are not supposed to understand that we are the product of marketers as much as we are the market. And we are not supposed to consider the extent to which the state tracks our behavior and considers us all suspects in crimes yet to be imagined, let alone committed.

It’s none of those things – it’s just that we don’t care. All of this information is accessible, it’s just that most people can’t be bothered to track it, and the reason for that is twofold.

  1. We don’t care that we’re the product of marketers because the marketers sell us shiny things which help us get our buzz on. The invisibility of this is partly what appeals to us, because it helps to maintain the illusion that we’re choosing our purchases and pleasures freely. Our illusion of control is more appealing than control itself.
  2. We don’t care about the state considering us all suspects because our particular state has repeatedly shown itself unable to organise the Olympics a piss-up in a brewery. When you hear about human rights abuses attributed to surveillance technology, it always turns out that somebody somewhere dropped the ball and got embarrassed.

Of course all that changes if our state started to turn into that other type of state – you know, like the one I saw in that film about leftwing bedroom DJs – but in that film, the surveillance was ubiquitous and invisible, and the mixing was crap. Remember what I wrote earlier about the genius of the totalitarian? The real power of the panopticon lies precisely in its invisibility – you know that somebody might be looking but you have no idea if they are. The surveillance state that you see in The Lives of Others shows this perfectly – you don’t know if they’re watching or listening, or even who they are.

With a jarring shift in tone, Vaidhyanathan ends on a rousing chorus:

We must demand to know the terms of surveillance by our state and its partners in the private sector. We must be allowed to be agents in the construction of our reputations. We must insist on fairness, openness, and accountability in those institutions that commit such widespread surveillance. Otherwise we will cease being citizens. We will be subjects, mere fodder for our watchers, means instead of ends.

That’s all very inspiring, and of course I agree, but it misses one key point. Following the information revolution, we cease being citizens and become data points, the inevitable outcome of the layer of technology that’s being added to our societies and our lives. Bentham and then Foucault were absolutely right about how the Panopticon fitted their respective times, and the Panopticon is still with us.

In fact, the Panopticon is us.

(HT: Eric Rauchway at Crooked Timber.)


19
May 08

Totally Airwolf

Apart from Colossal Squid, I am also a huge fan of Airwolf, and have long been an advocate of the use of Airwolf as an adjective (RIP Young Dave).

Your Powerpoint presentation was Airwolf

Unfortunately that just didn’t fit with WFP’s corporate vision, the losers, so I survived in the Airwolf underground for years. However it may not be possible to conceal my true allegiance for much longer, as I am about to place a bid on a full-size Airwolf Replica.

The full size Airwolf replica was made with an existing Bell 222A airframe. The side panels, nose panel and refueling port were all made from the specs from the original Airwolf and are exact. The ADF pod and chainguns are not included in this auction, but will be available if anyone is interested.

You’re damn right I’m interested in the chainguns. For all those pundits wringing their hands about what can be done to help the people of Burma, the answer is a single word – Airwolf.


16
May 08

Crossing Burma

Since Cyclone Nargis struck Burma, there’s been much discussion about the wherefores and the whyhows of forcing assistance upon the military junta that runs the country. Rosemary Righter’s words summarise the argument:

The junta is not, of its own volition, going to let in anything like the volume of aid required, at the speed required, to prevent a natural disaster turning into a monstrous, and manmade, humanitarian catastrophe… Governments with the power to help must insist on doing so, with or without the junta’s co-operation – with the approval of the UN Security Council if they can, and without it if they must.

Bernard Kouchner weighed in, invoking the droit d’ingerence1 and the Responsibility to Protect, to which one can only reply – well, he would, wouldn’t he? Kouchner came of age politically as the droit d’ingerence was being born, and since becoming French Foreign Minister (no, I can’t believe that one either) he’s used his position as a platform to promote a more activist approach towards international affairs. In response, Gareth Evans – one of the architects of the Responsibility to Protect – at first expresses concern that the invocation of R2P in this context

had the potential to dramatically undercut international support for another great cause, to which [Kouchner] among others is also passionately committed, that of ending mass atrocity crimes once and for all.

Having said that, Evans then makes the point that

when a government default is as grave as the course on which the Burmese generals now seem to be set, there is at least a prima facie case to answer for their intransigence being a crime against humanity – of a kind which would attract the responsibility to protect principle.

This would mark a tremendous shift in international affairs, even beyond that of the original endorsing of R2P at the 2005 UN World Summit. While in principle I can agree with a statement like that, in practice it doesn’t appear to be workable. The question of who decides when a government is being sufficiently “intransigent”, and what the criteria for intransigence would be, seem to make it of limited use as a policy tool – as with the Convention on the prevention and punishment of the crime of genocide. However I wouldn’t use that as an argument against the Genocide Convention, so I can’t in good conscience use it as an argument against applying R2P to cases such as Burma.

(The implications are wider than that, of course. At what point does intransigence become sufficient to warrant intervention? How incompetent does a government have to be before we push in regardless? Anybody with the slightest interest in these things should recognise that the first argument could have been used against Israel with the Occupied Palestinian Territories, and that the second could have been used against the US federal government in New Orleans. Let it be clear that I am not making these arguments – but you can be damned sure that there are more than a few states that would like to.)

We can argue around the moral and legal arguments around R2P as long as we like. My problem is that many of the arguments for humanitarian intervention don’t take into account the realities of delivering assistance, particularly following a natural disaster in an authoritarian state. Take, for example, Nick Cohen – a man with precisely no experience in this field, but who nevertheless knows exactly what we should do:

Suppose they are wrong, say the realists, and aid workers are met with armed resistance. Is the UN going to start a war for the sake of delivering rice rations? Even the apparently modest proposal to airdrop supplies is, they continue, a violation of Burma’s sovereignty. As always, there are 1,001 good reasons for doing nothing. But I don’t think passivity is an option for the UN.

Well, maybe he doesn’t know exactly what we should do, but he knows we should do something! This is of course the classic humanitarian fallacy, the thought bumble that launched a thousand NGOs, and should be treated with the suspicion it deserves. I couldn’t let this topic go by without allowing Conor Foley (who has taken issue with Cohen in the past) to explain:

The problem with mounting humanitarian operations during complex emergencies such as this is that it is very difficult to separate the effects of conflict, natural disaster and the overall political situation… Some have argued that aid should be made conditional on the government agreeing to meaningful political reform and dialogue with the pro-democracy movement. But if the government rejects this, then refusing aid will simply increase the suffering of the poorest and most vulnerable people.

We’re stuck between a rock and a hard place, then – the humanitarian imperative says that we should deliver assistance to people, regardless of the nature of their government, while the political reality is that we can’t even get into the country. The way to break the deadlock, according to Righter and others of that inclination, is to go in with all hearts bleeding and all guns blazing:

If the generals get the message that “no” will not be taken for an answer, they may decide to join what they can’t beat. And if not? Imposing aid is a messy business. Dying for lack of it is messier by far.

Above I mentioned the realities of delivering aid following a disaster, and unfortunately one of those realities is that you can’t “impose” aid. If you don’t have the co-operation of a government that has functional control of the affected areas, then it’s difficult to get anything done.2 Even if you do have the co-operation of a government, it’s often difficult to get things done; there are a thousand ways that a government can make life difficult for aid organisations on the ground, whether through malicious intent or bureaucratic neglect.

So “imposing aid” isn’t just a “messy business” – it’s a logistical impossibility in an environment like Burma. The only hope we have of reaching the communities affected by the cyclone with the aid required – not just this time, remember, but the next time as well – is the course that we’re already on. The diplomatic and humanitarian pressure must be unrelenting, even if it proves to be fruitless, because in the end it’s the only way to actually deliver assistance – which even Kouchner acknowledged (in a joint article with David Miliband):

even in the face of the horror, we have to take into account the Burmese authorities, upon whom we depend to facilitate international action.

People have already died because we haven’t managed to get assistance to them in a timely manner, and many more will die yet. However we must remember that this is not our fault; it’s the fault of the military regime. If we are really serious about relieving the suffering of the people of Burma, then what is needed is not just short-term assistance, but a more effective longer-term strategy for engaging with the government of Burma.3 It is largely because of the absence of interest in Burma and the consequent lack of engagement with the government that we are in the position we are today – stuck on the sidelines, fuming at the fouls.


14
May 08

the road to eurovision

I will always remember the things of the past

and I have no need

to bow down to the golden calves of the future

which sleep in the cattle wagon

on the road to the new Europe

and its abattoirs

which have been turned into discos.

- Delimir Resicki

(HT: Greg Dotzauer @ Der Tagesspiegel Via signandsight)