There wasn’t much to do in Kabul back in the day, so in our spare time we re-staged events from contemporary Afghan politics. Now, thanks to the wonder of the Atari 2600 Labelmaker, these are available in game form! Ladies and Gentlemen, experience the pulse-pounding excitement that is:

When’s the Amiga release?
This is great – now I can pummel you even when you’re on a different continent!
We should different versions for different markets – how would “Yoweri Museveni Fight Club” go down?
I find your discussion to be undignified and wasteful of time. I did not spend many years in the bush to be the object of a punching game. If I had been playing silly video games, who would have liberated the country? My army is professional and modern. I will defeat you by force if I must.
You forgot to mention that your army is also courteous.
@Y.M7 — it would have been far easier to liberate the country had your ignoble (and discourteous) enemy been plugged into an Atari games console.